worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
What is this nonsense on the table
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up