playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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