Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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