I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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