Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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