Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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