Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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