i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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