Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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