also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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