Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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