her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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