I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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