I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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