We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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