it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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