hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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