so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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