Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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