I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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