its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
try to milk me bitch
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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