I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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