1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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