Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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