I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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