Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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