New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
He kissed a someone with a penis
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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