the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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