Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Randomize
