Nicole vs. Life
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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