I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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