I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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