Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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