She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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