I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Let's get the cat blown out
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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