so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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