she was so not down for the gang bang
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I had to cum in my sink.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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