Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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