I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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