I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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