Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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