Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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