his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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