My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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