Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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