big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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