sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The power of my boobs compel you
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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