We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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