Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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