i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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