You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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