I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
only if we run a train.
done.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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