I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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