I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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