butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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