why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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