belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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