Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
