Porn is love you can see.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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